We at Establishing Solutions, Inc., are capable of providing a variety of services at a very reasonable cost: we teach the uninitiated how to cheat the smart way. We can set up “job retreats” to get you out of the house, we can make a call to your spouse explaining why you might have to “stay late at work.” We can act as a pseudo-travel agent to send itineraries and information to your home address to cover for you when you might need to “get away,” no matter how long you are gone or how exotic your locale. We can also act as a pseudo doctor, calling your boss to get you out of work for a variety of convincing illnesses – no acting required on your part! We can even act as a private personal shopper, making discreet purchases that you may not want to see on your credit card statements, and we can ship them anywhere in the world.
Don’t hesitate to call us with your needs! This is only the beginning of what we can offer – we are always willing to discuss personalized alibis. Let us do what we do best so you can get back doing what you do best – worry free.
About the CEO
I’ve always been known as “the wingman” to my friends. No matter what sort of situation a buddy has found himself – or herself – in, I was always able to pull the strings and get their lives back on the right track. My reputation grew as a “man to be trusted” and since not only am I talented with this line of work but also enjoy it – why not offer my skills to a wider audience? Thus, Establishing Solutions, Inc. was born.
I am confident that our skills and services are unsurpassed. We can baffle the most dedicated private eye, the snoopiest spouse, and the unwitting curiosity of children. We are non judgmental and discreet – we understand that life can get out of control sometimes, and you may need a little nudge from an outside source to get all your eggs back in their basket. If your life seems overwhelming and you think you have nowhere to turn for help, think again. Our services have revolutionized our clients’ lives. I look forward to helping you out by doing what I do best – being the universal wingman.
