Custom Alibis for all situations
Price: Depends on circumstance
We’ve all been there. Maybe you need to get away for an evening, a weekend, a month, or a year. However, repeatedly telling your spouse that you need to “work late” is starting to run thin on its own merit, and you need a little backup.
Give us a call at Establishing Solutions, Inc. We can do anything from set up a “job retreat” for a weekend to a more elaborate situation where we act as your supervisor ordering you away on an extended business trip that could be for weeks or months. Not only does this service entail a simple phone call, but it can also include literature from your work, itineraries from a “travel agent,” customized hotel bookings, and expense reports. No matter how detailed or well crafted an alibi you need, Establishing Solutions, Inc. is up to the job!
Since various alibis require different amounts of detail and time to craft depending on their content, contact us with your situation and we’ll give you a quote. Remember, no alibi is too simple or too complicated for Establishing Solutions, Inc.! We will do what needs to be done so you can cheat without getting caught!
Pseudo Work History
Price:$75 per phone number for a reference per month, includes one voice reference
Price:$40 per extra voice reference
Price:$195 per address for reference per three months
Price:$95 per written reference
Price:$95 per written resume
Price:$95 per written cover-letter
Price:$790 per Pseudo Business with Website created per six months
For those who find themselves in need of an extra edge in this most competitive job market, Establishing Solutions Inc. may be the answer to the problem. Many people have lacking resumes, out of date references, and uninspiring cover letters. All of these things combine to equal total failure in today’s job market – and Establishing Solutions Inc. can back you up.
In this service, should any curious employer want to look into prior references, their call gets diverted to an employee at Establishing Solutions Inc., who fields the call and offers a glowing reference. This can help anybody who’s trying to succeed in a field where they have the ability to perform the job but lack the references to convince potential employers of their worth at the job.
A call to Establishing Solutions, Inc. can result in a full, established work history complete with multiple phone numbers,addresses and even a Pseudo Website for multiple glowing references. The final price is based on how many references you need to get the job you deserve. We can provide you a full fake reference, resume, cover-letter and website.
Pseudo Travel Agent
Price:$ 75
- Provide pseudo airline confirmations
- Provide pseudo hotel stay confirmations
- Provide pseudo car rental confirmations
So you’re traveling a ways away to meet up with a long-distance lover, but you need a way to cover your tracks. We can ship an “itinerary,” along with hotel reservations and car rental confirmations, to your address, complete with flawless “travel agency” letterhead and valid contact information for curious individuals to call.
This package works well with swingers too! If you and your wife are heading off to a kinky retreat of some kind and you don’t want the family to know…. Just imagine the possibilities.
Pseudo Alibi Package
Price:$190 base price, may be more depending on what services are provided.
An all-inclusive package, perfect for a weekend/weeklong getaway! The conference alibi package includes:
- A call in advance informing you of the “conference,” when it is, where it is, and how long it will take. This phone call can be made to any phone number you desire, from a private number or any number you request./li>
- We will mail you an invitation to the conference, including a schedule and topic list – either one from our stockpile or of your choice.
- We mail you an “e-ticket” to the location of your choice that you can print off if your actual travels are to a different locale than where you would like the conference to be.
- A few days after you return from the “conference,” we mail you a certificate of completion.
Keep in mind that this package is infinitely customizable. We can add or subtract elements based on your needs.
Pseudo Doctor’s Office
Price:$95
Need a doctor’s note to get you into or out of a sensitive situation? Contact us here at Establishing Solutions, Inc., and we can produce authentic-looking doctor’s notes on a variety of illnesses and injuries… a real doctor wouldn’t be able to tell the difference!
Pseudo Hotel Room
Price:$125
Want to get away to Cancun for a rendezvous but feel it might be a difficult place to pass off for a business destination? No problem! Contact us here at Establishing Solutions, Inc… we have a state of the art hotel-room service. Your spouse calls the line and gets transferred directly to a “receptionist” at the business hotel in Nebraska where you supposedly have a conference – and then the receptionist will transfer the call to your “room,” which is actually a number of your choosing, be it a land line or a cell phone. When you receive the query from the “receptionist,” you can either choose to take the call or forward it on to a “hotel answering machine,” where a message can be left for you to take later at your leisure. Nothing easier!
Pseudo Rescue Call
Price:$45
Are you looking for a quick escape for any situation? Have you tried the old “friend calls with an emergency” scenario so many times it’s stopped being believable? Leave it all to us! We can place a call to anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances posing as anything you would like. We are expert at imitating bosses, doctors, friends, family members, public officials… anyone! Whether you need to cut an obligation short or have a third party explain your absence at a certain event, we deliver. Just let us know the time, phone number, and scenario you need – we’re the perfect people to “call for help!”
Pseudo Call In Sick
Price:$55
Need to get out of work? Give us a ring and we’ll ring your boss – posing as a doctor, a dentist, or a spouse, claiming that you’re simply too ill/injured to come to work that day. We do the acting so you don’t have to.
Date Getaway Call
Price:$45
A similar product to the pseudo telephone call, this one can assist you with a blind date you suspect could go awry. You just let us know what time to call you at – preferably mid-date – and if the situation looks as if it’s going downhill fast, we pave the way to your quick and hassle-free getaway. What could be better?
Private Shopping
Price:$45, plus the cost of the item.
Want to make some purchases without worrying that somebody may be keeping tabs? Our private shopping services will allow you to make a request, and then we purchase, wrap, and send your products anywhere around the world. Trouble-free, guaranteed.
